This blog is dedicated to Crew, our squishy. Our source of entertainment. Our beloved, juicy baby nephew and 2nd cousin.
Yeah, I know I'm fat. But when people comment I just really could care less. Just because I've been blessed with extra cushioning doesn't mean I don't have skills. Just read on and see for yourself.
For instance. I can carry change with no pockets. Can you? (My Uncle Logan helped me discover this skill on a recent camping trip. Yes, I go camping! I was also told that I was cuter than my cousin Sunny's life. That's saying something - cuz she's pretty darn cute!)
I can also carry silverware with no pockets. Just let me know if you need a fork or spoon sometime. I may have one handy for you.
So, the next time you are judging a height, weight and hair-challenged person just remember. We have skills and usefulness. Plus we are pretty juicy too!
4 comments:
Somehow i don't think Crew will find these flattering when he grows up- But we do need to get them in print!
HILARIOUS!
lol I can't stop laughing! What a chunk!
It's the only time in Crew's life when bald, fat and toothless is cute!
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